a little while back, i wrote about a current presidential candidate's book for children.

well, now i'm having to eat some of those words: a children's book for the other candidate has appeared at my library. and let me tell you, it ain't no better.

at least this makes it fair, though! as a friend of mine and i decided: this country provides equal opportunity for life, liberty, and the pursuit of crappiness.

and these books have achieved it.